An emergency is the most testing time in any mans life, thus it is the perfect time to prove just how manly your ripped, jerky eating ass really is. There are many things that fit into the category of emergency, so I will highlight some of the more common emergencies and their related proper code of behavior.

Click and learn, lest you be burned alive due to your ignorance!
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Football may be among the top ten manliest sports in existance, but there are many simple things that could be done to improve it in an effort to move it up the ranks and put a stranglehold on the number one spot.

Click more to learn how America's favorite sport could become mankind's crowning achievement. As if it wasn't in the running already. HA!
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There are many ways to successfully lose the extra weight. But first we must establish the rules of manly weight loss.

1. Men are never to use a fad diet in an attempt to lose weight
2. No pills, unless they contain an unhealthy level of any stimulant
3. No man shall ever declare vegetarianism, men are at the top of the food chain, so it is our responsibility to kill animals and feast upon their flesh
4. Never buy workout equipment (in-depth guide on workout plans to come)
5. No diets shall ever be followed that claim to make you “look better on the beach” or help you “fit into my skinny jeans”
6. The only reason any man needs to lose weight is to preserve or improve health. Alternately, to ensure sexual activities

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As most women’s days revolve around nagging men, a man’s day should revolve squarely around taking a bowel clearing, toilet punishing dump. It’s true, science has unequivocally proven that huge shit (and if you are eating the amount of meat you should be eating, it will be HUGE) daily has many benefits, including the ability to fit even more food in your gullet, making your pants fit better and the pure satisfaction of the hilarious sounds erupting from your ass.

If you weren't a moron you would have already clicked the article title or more button to read the entire article already!
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You can try all you want, but some levels of manliness are just not attainable by the average man. In spite of that fact we give you tips and pointers on how to effectively maximize your manliness. These “manliest men” are to be used as an example in the rare case these pointers are not enough. Keep in mind, however, that these men are second to us, so any contradictions in their actions and our words are to be decided in our favor.

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The Manliness Guide is a self-help guide of sorts, a guide dedicated to helping you become all the man you already should be.

Cold-hearted, red-blooded, boner-rockin' man.

In today's society of fast-food and feelings, men have gone soft. And no more will we sit back and let the greatest sex (it was a neck and neck race) degenerate even further. We need to take back our manliness. And we will show you how.

Every week, we will fulfill our man duties and clue you in to one aspect of being male and let you know how you should change, to be doing it the proper man way. If you don't like it, don't be surprised if you receive a swift drop-kick to the throat.

Who are the authors? Two man-legends in the making, who feel as though we have an obligation to rescue man-hood from the brink of extinction. And yes, we do wrestle bears in our spare time. Our diets consist almost entirely of meat products, and no we have NEVER seen a romantic comedy. Ever.